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Hastings Menu

Here’s what we have available today at our East Hastings location (880 East Hastings St.)

Open daily from 10am to 8pm (11am-7pm on Sundays).

updated 01/19/17 @ 01:01 pm

 CANNABIS BUDS

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    1. Bruce Banner #3($11/g) by Hybrid. OG Kush x Strawberry Diesel. Gemini Organics always surprises us with “rare” strains. Bruce Banner #3 is a wonderful hybrid named after the comic book Superhero “The Hulk”. It starts out with a burst of energy similar to the Strawberry Diesel. Many say it is a great strain to channel your energy into productivity. The strain then takes on the OG Kush traits, meaning you will be come relaxed and clear headed soon after.
    2. Seedsman Haze ($11/g)Mostly Sativa. Known as The “Original” Haze, this classic Sativa can help those who suffer chronic stress or depression. It’s quite uplifting and mood enhancing.
    3. Platinum Kush $11/g) by Mostly Indica. Master Kush x Afghan. This is a beautiful, frosty bud with gorgeous hints of purple. It smokes smoothly, and is extremely tasty. A great strain that has been used to treat seizure as it is known to have a higher CBD content than most strains. It also helps to relieve anxiety, depression and anxiety.
    4. Morte ($11/g) by Mostly Indica. Also known as Rockstar, it is better known as “Morte”. This is a fantastic crop and a favorite medicine for headaches, pain and sleep disorders. It provides a powerful cerebral effect as well as a calming, relaxing body effect. These sticky budz smoke best with a fine grind. If you like it, please view our Pre-Pack section to find an amazing deal!!
    5. White Castle ($10/g NEW PRICE!) by Secret Garden Mostly Indica. White Widow x Ice. These cannabis buds are pungent and aromatic. You almost get a hint of strawberry. Known to provide an uplifting euphoria, followed by relaxation, possibly sedation and pain relief. It hepls to calm the mind and body.
    6. Ghost Train Haze ($10/g) by Secret Garden Mostly Sativa. Ghost OG x Neville’s Wreck. As with most hazes, we caution those prone to anxiety. However, in small doses you may feel more focused and creative. Ghost Train Haze helps relieve pain, depression, and appetite loss.
    7. HighRise($10/g)by Gemini Organics Indica. Originally known as the Master Kush. This strain was first created in Amsterdam. A cross of Hindu Kush x Skunk. Master Kush is considered a heavy strain that helps with appetite stimulation, arthritis/inflammation, chronic pain, insomnia and depression.
    8. Purple Ghost ($10/g) by Secret Garden Mostly Sativa. Ghost OG x Neville’s Wreck. This is very similar to the Ghost Train Haze, just more purple. As with most hazes, we caution those prone to anxiety. However, in small doses you may feel more focused and creative. Ghost Train Haze helps relieve pain, depression, and appetite loss.
    9. Medi Haze($10/g) By Secret Garden Mostly Sativa. Super Silver Haze x Neville’s Haze x Unknown CBD Parent. This strain typically has a 1:1 THC to CBD ratio. This ratio provides relief to a variety of symptons.
    10. Great White Shark($10/g Mostly Sativa. Super Skunk x Brazilian x South Indian. An effective analgesic. It is known to provide a quick body buzz and is recommended for those who suffer from chronic pain. It can be energizing, uplifting and stimulating to the appetite. Super Skunk x Brazilian x South Indian.
    11. Purple Candy Kush ($10/g) By Secret Garden Mostly Indica. A mouthwatering cross of Sweet Tooth and Purps. The sweet, sugary smell and taste make this crop live up to it’s name. Provides a happy, euphoric lift that then mellows out to a nice relaxing treat. Can help assist with pain relief and sleeping.
    12. Lemon Lime ($10/g) by Secret Garden Mostly Sativa. Unfortunately, the genetics are unknown. It is most definitely uplifting, energizing, and improves focus. It is suggested that it is ideal to relieve anxiety in social settings. However, we do sense this strain is crossed with a Haze, and we always caution those who are sensitive to strains like this. A deep lemon/lime flavour, combined with the spiciness of a Haze, this strain will not disappoint.
    13. Shishkaberry x God($10/g)By Island Organic Gardens Indica. Organic **WARNING** DANK ALERT ** Dense buds, fruity taste and clean ash. Good for mood elevation and appetite stimulation. Also known as Nuken.
    14. Hindu Kush ($10/g) by Indica. For those who shop at other dispensaries, you may know this as “El Chapo”. The buds are quite dense with a lovely shade of purple. Excellent for alleviating chronic pain and nausea. We do not recommend this strain for daytime use as it can leave some with a “foggy” mind.
    15. CBD Shark($9/g) by Secret Garden Mostly Indica. This strain offers an equal ratio of THC and CBD. Together, this combination helps treat a variety of symptoms such as Pain, anxiety and inflammation. It will be very effective for those who need to medicate during the day and don’t want to experience some of the “higher” effects from other strains.
    16. Blue Mataro ($9g) by Secret Garden Indica. Black Domina x Mazari-Sharif x Blue Monster..
    17. OG Cheese ($9/) by Hybrid. OG Skunk #1 x Afghani. Smooth and clean burning. Good for daytime. Cerebrally uplifting, and depression suppressing. May also help with daytime pain relief.
    18. Pineapple ($9/g) By Island Organic Gardens. 50/50. All information suggests there is nothing fancy about this strain. Many are reporting that this is a fantastic strain for anyone experiencing nausea, or anxiety. It is also know to help those who need to gain weight by stimulating your appetite.
    19. MK Ultra ($8/g NEW PRICE!) by Mostly Indica. G-13 x OG Kush. MK Ultra is known to be a heavy indica strain. It can help reduce pain, stress and help aid those who experience insomnia by providing a restful sleep.
    20. Bubba x Pink ($8/g) by The PotteryMostly Indica. Bubba Kush x Pink Kush. Nice resinous buds, dense smooth smoke and clean white ash. A good evening medication to help alleviate insomnia and pain.
    21. Strawberry Cheesecake ($8/g NEW PRICE!)By VIP70/30 Indica. An incredible berry aroma and taste. Clean flavour and ash with a smooth smoke and fruity aftertaste. May relieve pain and anxiety.
    22. Rock Star ($8/g) Mostly Indica. Rich aroma, dense buds and very tasty and clean. May alleviate anxiety and allow for relaxation.
    23. Diamond Kush ($8/g) by The Pottery Mostly Indica. This a beautiful crop with a smooth, silky smoke that is known for it’s potent and long lasting effects. It helps to reduce anxiety and provides a full body relaxation.
    24. Chemo ($8/g) by Everlast Gardens Mostly Indica. Also known as “UBC Chemo”. Originally grown to help treat the effects many individuals experience when receiving chemo. A mild, relaxing smoke that burns very clean. Chemo is known to treat those who experiencing nausea, appetite loss, pain, and sleeplessness.
    25. OG Kush ($8/g) Everlast Mostly Sativa. Uplifting, cerebral and soothing. Strong, fast acting, smooth and clean burning. Beautiful frosty buds. Good for daytime.
    26. Watermelon ($8/g) By Island Valley 50/50. Fantastic smell and taste. Great pain relief. Smooth, clean smoke and ash.
    27. Watermelon ($8/g) by JC Gardens Mostly Indica. Great fruity smell and taste. Great pain relief. Smooth, strong smoke and a clean ash.
    28. UK Cheese ($7/g NEW PRICE!) By Island Valley50/50. Offers a euphoric, uplifting high that can take the edge off of pain and be effective stress relief. UK Cheese is a phenotype of Skunk #1
    29. 604 Diesel ($7/g NEW PRICE!) by Trichome Gardens 70/30 Sativa dominant. An uplifting, energizing and heady New York Sour Diesel. Fast acting. Very smooth smoke with a sweet, earthy taste and clean ash. Good for daytime use.
    30. Trainwreck ($7/g) By BigSSur Gardens Mostly Sativa. Beautiful spicy buds. Fast acting and clean burning. Good for a daytime pain distraction.
    31. Love Potion Smalls($7/g) by Secret GardenMostly Sativa. Beautiful small buds that produce a euphoric and uplifting high. Great for creativity and focus. G13 x Colombian Gold.
    32. Cabo Sunset(New Price $7/g) by Island Valley 50/50. We don’t have a lot of information on this strain. The seed came from Cabo. Hence, Cabo Sunset. We notice it has a “structure” like an indica. It was found to be a great daytime smoke and helps with mild pains and aches.
    33. Kingz Kush Smalls ($5.50/g) by The Pottery. Mostly Indica. Nice dense buds that provide good pain relief and euphoria. A great strain to unwind with. OG Kush x Grape Ape.
    34. From the Greenhouse

    35. Afghani (New Price $6/g) by Roadside Attraction Indica. Greenhouse grown. Beautiful resinous buds that burn clean and smooth. May provide relief from aches and pains and allow for a restful sleep.
    36. Land Cruiser (New Price $5/g) by Roadside Attraction Mostly Sativa. A great Greenhouse grown strain that benefits in many different ways. Appetite inducing, might be calming for some in social situations. Landcruiser may help to alleviate nausea also.
    37. The Great Outdoors

    38. Time Warp (New Price $5/g) by Island Organic Gardens Mostly Sativa. Outdoor Organic. Great price! Strong, clean, euphoric and uplifting.
    39. Sea Star ($5/g) by Roadside Attraction Mostly Indica. Organic. Outdoor. Mentally relaxing. A very earthy, mature and mellow smoke. C-Warp x Unknown. May provide pain relief and alleviate depression and anxiety.
    40. C-Warp (New Price $5/g) by Island Organic Gardens Mostly Indica. Organic. Outdoor. Mentally relaxing. A very earthy, mature and mellow smoke. C-Weed x Timewarp.
    41. C-Weed ($5/g) Secret Garden Outdoor. A relaxing and mellow stone. The smoke is smooth and full bodied. A beautiful outdoor strain that is clean and tasty for appetite stimulation and nausea control.

 

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 PREPACKED

    1. S.A.G.E ($15/2.5g)< by The Pottery Mostly Sativa. SATIVA. AFGHANI. GENETIC.EQUILIBRIUM. This tasty smoke has a sativa influence and is great start to any day. It is also useful for someone suffering from fatigue, nausea and depression.
    2. Sea Star ($20/4.4g/$30/7g) by Roadside Attraction Mostly Indica. Organic. Outdoor. Mentally relaxing. A very earthy, mature and mellow smoke. C-Warp x Unknown. May provide pain relief and alleviate depression and anxiety.
    3. Bubba Smalls ($20/3.6gram) By Everlast Garden Indica. A euphoric, relaxing, mellow smoke that burns clean and tastes great.
    4. OG Cheese ($20/2.5g,$55/7g,$110/14g) by Gemini Organics Hybrid. OG Skunk #1 x Afghani. Smooth and clean burning. Good for daytime. Cerebrally uplifting, and depression suppressing. May also help with daytime pain relief. This strain was chosen to be made into our signature THC extract. These buds are dense and resinous. Mmmmm.
    5. CBD Shark($20/2.5g,$55/7g,$110/14g) by Secret Garden Mostly Indica. This strain offers an equal ratio of THC and CBD. Together, this combination helps treat a variety of symptoms such as Pain, anxiety and inflammation. It will be very effective for those who need to medicate during the day and don’t want to experience some of the “higher” effects from other strains.
    6. Medi Haze($20/2.5g,$55/7g,$110/14g) By Secret Garden Mostly Sativa. Super Silver Haze x Neville’s Haze x Unknown CBD Parent. This strain typically has a 1:1 THC to CBD ratio. This ratio provides relief to a variety of symptons.
    7. Chemo ($25/3.5g/$100/14g) by Everlast Gardens Mostly Indica. Also known as “UBC Chemo”. Originally grown to help treat the effects many individuals experience when receiving chemo. A mild, relaxing smoke that burns very clean. Chemo is known to treat those who experiencing nausea, appetite loss, pain, and sleeplessness.
    8. Pineapple ($20/2.5g;$55/7g;$110/14g) By Island Organic Gardens. 50/50. All information suggests there is nothing fancy about this strain. Many are reporting that this is a fantastic strain for anyone experiencing nausea, or anxiety. It is also know to help those who need to gain weight by stimulating your appetite.
    9. Morte ($30/3.5g/$60/7g/$115/14g) by Mostly Indica. Also known as Rockstar, it is better known as “Morte”. This is a fantastic crop and a favorite medicine for headaches, pain and sleep disorders. It provides a powerful cerebral effect as well as a calming, relaxing body effect. These sticky budz smoke best with a fine grind. If you like it, please view our Pre-Pack section to find an amazing deal!!

HASHISH AND KIF

ICE WATER EXTRACTED

Water and sieve extracted. Very pure and potent medicinal product. Best used in small quantities at a time. PLEASE NOTE: Daily limit of 3g on any hash or kif products.

    1. Afghanada ($12/1g) Mostly Indica. ‘Old School’ Afghani hash made locally.
    2. Afghani Hash($16/1g,$75/5g) Indica. Smokes smoothly when rolled in joints or in a bowl. The mellow effect may provide relief from insomnia and muscle tension.
    3. Pink Kush Hash ($16/g) by Secret Garden Mostly Indica. A beautiful,dark, malleable hash that fills your mouth with a spicy and abundant smoke.
    4. S.M. Moroccan($20/g) 50/50. A rare treat in these parts. A beautiful, hard red hash that fills your mouth with a spicy and abundant smoke. May relieve nausea and enhance creativity

IMPORTED HASH

      Temporarily out of stock

KIF

    1. Pure HP Kif ($10/1g/$45/5g) Indica. Powdery, resinous kif. Beautiful strong flavor, aroma, and feel. Good mood elevator.
    2. Hayley’s Comet Kif($10/g $45/5g)Mostly Sativa. Fine powder kif. Hayley’s Comet that has been a proven medicine for treating seizures and spasms while providing alertness and mood elevation. From the same garden as our fantastic Pure HashPlant!

* All above varieties are subject to environmental contaminants, especially outdoor strains.

EXTRACTS & CONCENTRATES

TriHoneyChome(THC): A quick-wash Isopropyl resin extraction process creates a high THC concentrate made with some of our most beautiful buds. Each strain selected is always dense and covered in crystal, it is best smoked in very small quantities, by dropping a small amount in a vaporizer made for concentrates, or by placing a small amount onto a bed of ash in your pipe or bong bowl. Made with care in small batches. Aroma and texture consistency will vary with each strain.

    1. White Castle THC ($30/0.5g/$60/1g) by Emerald City Extracts Mostly Indica. White Widow x Ice. These cannabis buds were pungent and aromatic. The perfect for fit for our THC. Known to provide an uplifting euphoria, followed by relaxation, possibly sedation and pain relief. It hepls to calm the mind and body.
    2. Purple Kush THC ($30/0.5g/$60/g)By Emerald City Extracts The beautiful flavour of Purple Kush in a resin concentrate. Smooth and potent pain relief.
    3. Purple Kush Oil ($54/mL)by IOG Indica. Smooth, heavy, relaxing, full body feel. Great for pain relief and excellent sleep aid.
    4. Pineapple Oil ($54/1mL)Indica. Conveniently packaged in an oral syringe for easy administration of oral use . A thick deep red oil that also goes nicely on a rolling paper or in an oil rig. May alleviate pain and insomnia.
    5. GargOyle ($54/1mL )Indica. Organically grown in a medical grade garden with patients in mind. This oil is an effective pain reliever, and a great appetite inducer. It is now conveniently packaged in an oral syringe to take orally or to fill your smoking or vaping device. 1mL is equivalent to 1.2g.
    6. Vape Pen Kit ($110/ea) by Trichome Gardens This kit includes 1 x rechargeable battery, 1 x USB charger, and 1 x Pre-filled cartridge. A lovely, sweet, golden oil. Made by using a fractional distillation method. A minimum of 1.2g of oil per cartridge of either a beautiful Indica, Hybrid, or Sativa. This oil contains 800mg THC/1mL of oil. Effects will vary for each user based on the strain chosen.
    7. Vape Pen Refill ($80/ea) by Trichome Gardens A lovely, sweet, golden oil. Made by using a fractional distillation method. A minimum of 1.2g of oil per cartridge of either a beautiful , Hybrid, . This oil contains 800mg THC/1mL of oil. Effects will vary for each user based on the strain chosen.

ELIXIRS/TINCTURE/CAPSULES/TOPICALS

ELIXIRS

Elixirs will feel different from edibles and from smoking due to the unique way the cannabis is delivered.

    1. 50/50 Oil ($75/1mL) by Trichome Gardens Made according to Rick Simpson’s Phoenix tears recipe. Lab tested 20% each of THC and CBD.. Each line is 0.1mL and will deliver 20mg of THC and 20mg of CBD. Effective for pain, nausea and insomnia. Higher doses may be required for those with cancer, extreme pain and or nausea. Can be used to add medicine to your own food and/or baked goods for an alternative intake method.
    2. THC Oil ($35/1mL) by Trichome Gardens Made according to Rick Simpson’s Phoenix tears recipe. Lab tested 52.4% THC. Each line is 0.1mL and will deliver 52.4mg of THC. Effective for pain, nausea and insomnia. Higher doses may be required for those with cancer, extreme pain and or nausea. Can be used to add medicine to your own food and/or baked goods for an alternative intake method.
    3. Snake Oil ($60/10mL $285/50mL) Quadruple strength Hugz Hemp Oil. Good for absolutely EVERYTHING! Contains 80 mg/ml Honey Oil.
    4. Snake Bites ($10/each) Two full droppers of Snake Oil in a small vial. Can be used all at once or portioned out.
    5. Hugz Hemp Oil ($45/30mL) Clear hemp oil infused with high quality honey oil. Place a small amount under your tongue and hold it there until gone for maximum effect. Can be used topically to treat pain and various skin conditions and as a massage oil. Can be put into food or as a tincture. Contains 20 mg/ml Honey Oil
    6. Hemp CBD Oil ($57/1mL) by Trichome Gardens A whole plant, Isopropyl alcohol extraction. Specially formulated to have a high Cannabidiol level. This product has been shown to relieve spasms, seizures, inflammation, anxiety, and nausea. May be effective for treating signs and symptoms associated with some cancer growths. A good starting dose would be 0.5mg per pound per day. A 40lb child would start with 20mg per day, spread out in 3 to 4 doses. There is approximately 410mg CBD in a 1mL tube. There are41mg per line on the dispensing tube. CBD is approximately 41% of total material. Note: Due to the demand of our CBD Rich Oil, we have outsourced this product from Trichome Gardens. We are very new to the product and suggest that it is purchased in a small quantity first to determine if this oil is providing the same effects as the original CBD Rich Oil we carry
    7. CBD Rich Flour ($27/10g $100/40g) Decarboxylated and milled into flour consistency. 7% CBD. Specially formulated to have high cannabidiol level that has been shown to relieve, spasms, inflammation, anxiety, and nausea. Maybe effective for treating signs and symptoms associated with some cancer growths. Can be added to baking recipes or put into smoothie. Not for smoking.

TINCTURES

Tinctures are made in small batches with lots of love. The effects may vary slightly each batch.

    1. Liberty Meds Canna Cacao Tincture ($32/30mL) This tincture is made with cacao, which has the ability to boost and potentiate the effects of cannabis, and 95% grain alcohol. May promote and prolong the feeling of well-being that anandamide can induce. Start with very small doses. Just 1-2 quick sprays under the tongue or inside cheek. Alcohol based. Numbing effect very similar to orajel.

CAPSULES

    1. Scooby’s Cannacaps ($8.50/6pk $40/30pk) Encapsulated organic BC Triple ‘A’ cannabis with spirulina and organic olive oil. Use as desired.
    2. CBD Rich Caps ($14/10pk;$67/50pk;$160/125pk) Decarboxylated, milled into a flour consistency and put into a capsule. 20mg CBD per 0.5g capsule. Specially formulated to have a high Cannabidiol level that has been shown to relieve spasms, inflammation, anxiety, and nausea. May be effective for treating signs and symptoms associated with some cancer growths.
    3. Heavenly Hash Caps ($10/5pk $95/50pk) Hash in hemp oil in a gelatin capsule.
    4. Hybrid THC Caps 5mg ($10/10pk) 20mg($22/10pk) 50mg ($47.50/10pk) Trichome Gardens Made with high-grade Rick Simpson inspired oil. Decarboxylated and infused into organic cold-pressed, virgin cocounut oil then put into a gelatin capsule. May help to alleviate depression and provide an uplifting, energizing feel. Color coded with a white capsule. Capsules can be opened and put under the tongue for more immediate effects. May also be used as a suppository.
    5. Sativa THC Caps ($22/10pk $50/25pk) Made with a high-grade Rick Simpson inspired oil. Decarboxylated and infused into organic cold-pressed virgin coconut oil then put into a gelatin capsule. May provide a clear, uplifting and energizing feel which makes for a great daytime medicine. Color coded with a red capsule. Capsules can be opened and put under the tongue for more immediate effects. May also be used as a suppository.
    6. Indica THC Caps ($22/10pk $50/25pk) Trichome Gardens Made with high-grade Rick Simpson inspired oil. Decarboxylated and infused into organic cold-pressed, virgin coconut oil then put into a gelatin capsule. May help to alleviate pain and provide good sleep. May also induce appetite and ease anxiety. Color coded with a blue capsule. Capsules can be opened and put under tongue for more immediate effects. May also be used as a suppository.

SUPPOSITORIES

Administration of cannabis products can be conducted by various routes that may be appropriate in different medical conditions. Rectal Administration (RA) or Vaginal Administration (VA) of phyto-cannabinoids have numerous advantages over other methods. RA and VA deliver both systemic and locally acting medication. Systemic acting medication aids in delivering the medication throughout the entire body through the blood stream. Locally acting medication aids directly to the areas in need within the rectum or vagina. Some other advantages include: faster onset, bypasses about 2/3 of first-past metabolism, less nausea than edible route, less psychoactive effects than oral or inhaled routes and easier administration in palliative/hospital/home environments.

    1. 2mg THC Suppository ($4/each $40/10pk) by Trichome Gardens Each unit contains 5mg of THC. Step by step directions are provided on the package. Initial effects are expected within 10 minutes and may have a duration of 4-8hours.
    2. 5mg THC Suppository ($4/each $40/10pk) by Trichome Gardens Each unit contains 5mg of THC. Step by step directions are provided on the package. Initial effects are expected within 10 minutes and may have a duration of 4-8hours.
    3. 10mg THC Suppository ($5/each $45/10pk) by Trichome Gardens Each unit contains 10mg of THC. Step by step directions are provided on the package. Initial effects are expected within 10 minutes and may have a duration of 4-8hours.
    4. 25mg THC Suppository ($6/each $55/10pk) by Trichome Gardens Each unit contains 25mg of THC. Step by step directions are provided on the package. Initial effects are expected within 10 minutes and may have a duration of 4-8hours.
    5. 75mg THC Suppository ($8/each $75/10pk) by Trichome Gardens Each unit contains 75mg of THC. Step by step directions are provided on the package. Initial effects are expected within 10 minutes and may have a duration of 4-8hours.
    6. 125mg THC Suppository ($10.50/each $100/10pk) by Trichome Gardens Each unit contains 125mg of THC. Step by step directions are provided on the package. Initial effects are expected within 10 minutes and may have a duration of 4-8hours.
    7. 200mg THC Suppository ($15/each $140/10pk) by Trichome Gardens Each unit contains 200mg of THC. Step by step directions are provided on the package. Initial effects are expected within 10 minutes and may have a duration of 4-8hours.
    8. 250mg THC Suppository ($17.50/each $165/10pk) by Trichome Gardens Each unit contains 250mg of THC. Step by step directions are provided on the package. Initial effects are expected within 10 minutes and may have a duration of 4-8hours.

TOPICALS

    1. Restore ($20/10mL) by Green Island Naturals This is a wonderful Organic, roll on muscle and joint oil. Conveniently packaged to travel with you where ever you go for immediate, and discreet pain relief.
    2. Shakti Healing Oil($28/30mL) Made with Cannabis flowers, Olive oil, Almond oil, Vitamin E oil, essentail oils of Ylang Ylang oil, and Rose. This beautifully scented oil can be used to treat skin conditions such as eczema, or psoriasis, and can provide relief aching muscles.
    3. Holy Anointing Oil ($36/30mL)Organic Made with Mary Magdalene’s biblical recipe. Cannabis bud, Essential Oils of Cinnamon, Cassia and Myrrh infused into Extra Virgin Olive Oil. Also contains Almond Oil, Sunflower Lecithin Oil and Vitamin E for absorption into the skin. Can be used to anoint, or massage into the temples for an aromatic massage. Topical Use Only Refrigeration is recommended.
    4. Merry Jane’s Personal Lube($35/10mL) This intimate product is a wonderful addition to his or her personal play time, or enhanced pleasure with your partner. Made from Hemp Seed Oil and a high quality Cannabis Oil, just a littl’ bit will “dew” ya!

MJ Creams are made with a neutral base cream (arTHrighteous cream on our menu), infused with Marijuana Resin, Hemp Seed Oil, and Essential Oils. They are used to treat the symptoms for a wide variety of skin and muscle conditions, providing relief from pain and inflammation.
We are happy to share that MJ’s Calm Cream won 1st place in the Karma Cup’s Topical category!!

      Creams

    1. Calm ($22/50mL $42/100mL $95/265mL) Infused with Lavender, Chamomile and Marijuana for a calming tonic cream. Soothes muscles, relieves irritation, reduces stress.
    2. Heat ($22/50mL $42/100mL $95/265mL) Infused with Cinnamon, Ginger and Marijuana for invigorating effects. Use to increase circulation, tighten skin, reduce pain. Warning! Do not apply to your face or to tender skin. Cinnamon and Ginger cause the skin to flush and may cause stinging.
    3. Pure ($22/50mL $42/100mL $95/265mL) The “Pure” formulation contains no essential oils and is best for those who seek relief but are sensitive to the essential oils used in our other creams.
    4. Skin ($22/50mL $42/100mL $95/265mL) Infused with Comfrey, Calendula and Marijuana to treat many skin conditions including eczema, psoriasis and acne .
    5. Salves

    6. Lips Salve($6/4.5mL $10/7.5mL) Beeswax salve infused with Vitamin E, Tea Tree Oil and Marijuana Resin, to maintain lip health by preventing and treating cold sores and chapping.
    7. Pain Salve($10/7.5mL $14/10.5mL)Beeswax salve infused with arnica, juniper and marijuana for fast-acting relief from muscle pain, joint pain and inflammation.*Not for internal use. Arnica should not be applied to open cuts or open wounds.
    8. Skin Salve($10/7.5mL $14/10.5mL) Beeswax salve infused with comfrey, calendula and marijuana to treat many skin conditions including eczema, psoriasis and acne .

EDIBLE OILS

The Happy Chef T.H.C. oils are infused with the same high quality base resin oil used in our trusted Snake Oil. Use these oils for all your salads and uncooked foods as well as all your baking and cooking recipes.

    1. Canna Butter ($28/4oz) By CJC Perfect for toast in the morning or in any baking.
    2. Hemp Oil ($13/500mL) Amazing Clear Hemp Oil that does not need refrigeration and you can cook with it! Find out more at HempHearts.com

ACCESSORIES

    1. 710 Torch ($40/each) These portable torches are equipped with a stainless steel blade over the flame which makes the perfect surface to vaporize Cannabis extracts. Refill with high quality butane to prolong torch life. Extract hooter included. This item is not available for mail order.
    2. E-Smart Battery ($20/ea)
    3. E-Smart USB Charger for 510 thread batteries ($5/ea)

We reserve the right to change prices or products at any time. Availability of specific strains and products may be limited.